A female colleague was taking her turn at a dinner party, telling what I and many others call "feeling small stories." Seems that she was a regular at one of these local restaurants that puts artwork for sale up on the walls.

Now, it is important to know that this woman is warm, caring and a real lady! She is also soft-spoken and never have I heard her say a bad thing about anyone.

Well, this night she looked around at the paintings decorating the walls and then called over the waiter. "Who picks out the art for these exhibitions because sometimes I like the works but this time, it is simply hideous"

He replied, " I pick it out and actually I am the artist..."

I am sure that she looked for any uninvited guests in her food that evening!!