Anonymous

I have a twin sister- Elise who is on the middlefield junior high cheer squad and her 2002 season was coming to an end so with my parents permission my sister threw a end of the season slumber party with only my grandma in the house. Being the 14 year old boy I was I just had to spy on the party that night. It was perfect, the door was cracked open and the girls were sitting in front of the T.V. watching movies in their pyjamas. Being my luck I was discovered by a glancing girl. I was pulled into the room and they made me wear pink eyeshadow, mascara, blush and pink lipstick. To make it worse they painted my nails and toe nails pink and made me wear a tieback pink silk full length gown, pink strap heels, pink panties and a pink bra.( the pink is on the occassion that some girl on the squad was going to a mothers friends baby shower.) My grandmother came in to stop the giggling and then saw me in the gown cornered by giggling teen girls.

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