From: Michael

When I was in high school I always went to school functions with my sister. She was one year younger than me. My sister was always treating me badly and I hated her friends. When I was 17 and she was 16 we were going to a Halloween bonfire and costume party at the high school. My sister worked with my Mom to make a costume for both of us. They made these big dice out of cardboard boxes and they bought me a long sleeve black leotard and matching black tights to wear under the box that was decorated like a dice. My sister had a matching outfit. I also had to wear these black ballet shoes that they bought to go with the costume. I told my Mom that I didn't want to wear a leotard and tights to the bonfire and she told me to just get changed and take my sister or I would be grounded for a month.

I went to the bonfire with her friends and they were making fun of my leotard and tights all the way there. My sister told them that I designed the costumes so that I could wear leotards and ballet slippers because I like to wear leotards. I was already very embarrassed and we weren't even at the bonfire yet. Drinking was forbidden at any school functions but my sister's friends brought a whole cooler full of beer. I had several beers with them and then we walked over by the bonfire. I had to take a leak real bad so I took off the dice and walked behind some bushes to pee.

While I was behind the bushes my sisters friends took my dice and threw it into the fire. Then they told another kid to tell the principal that I was drinking and had beer behind the bushes. The principal came over to take a look and found me standing behind the bushes I was just finished taking a leak and grabbed a beer to finish when the principal caught me. He grabbed me by the arm and pulled me out from behind the bushes. He looked at what I was wearing and asked what kind of costume that was. I told him that I was wearing a dice costume and the box that went over my black leotards was on the other side of the fire. When we got there it was gone and an empty pile of beer cans was sitting there. The principal grabbed me and took me to his office. He called my house and talked to my Mom and told her that I had been caught drinking at the bonfire. He also stated that my sister had told him that she thought that I was pleasing myself behind some bushes. He told her that he had caught me behind some bushes right where she said I would be. He also told my Mom that I did have a wet spot in the front of my leotards.

My Mom was furious and asked to talk to me. She told me I was grounded for a month and that my dad was coming to get me. I knew that was going to be a bad thing. The principal talked to my Mom again and asked her if I should be suspended or get the paddle. He hung up the phone and took the paddle off the wall and told me to bend over his desk. I got 10 stinging spanks with the paddle. Then we went and waited outside for my dad. My dad pulled up and was totally pissed off. He was walking toward me and taking off his belt. He grabbed me by the arm and pulled me over to a bench by the sidewalk. He pulled me over his knee and gave me the longest spanking I have ever had in my life. Not only was everyone seeing me get a belt spanking but I was also wearing a leotard and tights with ballet shoes. I could hear people talking and laughing as the belt was stinging my butt.

I was the subject of many jokes and conversations after that night. I am still embarrassed by it. I have never gone to any high school reunions or functions since I graduated.

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