From: Anonymous

Ok, My parents weren't home and i had to stay and babysit my little brother Timmy. So, i decided we'd go out back since it was a nice day. But, i was expecting call from my crush Nathan so i brought the phone out with me. We got out the kick ball and started to play in in the back yard. It was difficult for me because i was wearing these HUGE pants that were 3 sises too big for me(they were in style then) Timmy kicked the ball right on top of the roof of our house and i knew dad would blow up if he found out, because he specifically told us not too. With the phone in my back pocket, I grabbed the ladder and climbed up it to the roof, i had done it before when hanging Christmas lights. I reached furher and further for the ball, and as i reached Timmy ran up onto the 2nd floor patio right beside the ladder.(he got there from the inside.) I was so furious with Timmy at the moment for kicking the ball up there i kept yelling and yelling (bad move!) all of a suden the phone rang but when i reched for it i slipped a bit! I caught myself three rings lower , one hand on the patio rail , one foot on the ladder. i was soo scared to move, but, my baggy pants fell down!!!! I was so frustrated that i yelled at Timmy that it was all his fault and when he got fed up with me he ran around back climbed the ladder to where i was(about the middle) and pulled my panties down! i was mortified but still screaming at Timmy to get me down. My crush who lived a block down from me decided to walk up to the house when i didn't answer the telephone. He cut up through the yards and into the backyard where i was standing (or should i say hanging) with my bare butt and vagina. He had to help me down but he definitely was looking! it was like a moment you'd only seen in movies but was happening to me!

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