From Anonymous

It was a big tradition for my friends and I to attend the annual Earth Day Festival. Sponsored by a local radio station, there was always a huge turnout of people, musicians and vendors. It was always a party except when you had to use the bathroom. They only provided about 12 port-a-potty's which meant an enormous crowd of impatient, bored people. After I had waited a good half hour I finally got my turn! As most of them are, the port-a-potty was nasty as hell so I rushed to do my thing as quickly as possible.....throwing up my skirt and making sure not to sit down. When I came out I let out a huge sigh of relief and ran across the field to meet back up with my friends making note of tons of people laughing at me as I ran and skipped back to my circle. After a good 10 min or so passes, I got really annoyed cuz even my friends were snickering at me......was I just paranoid?.....and ! finally one of them broke down and pointed out that my skirt was completely tucked into my underwear exposing my entire back end! The next morning on the radio, they actually made mention of the incident on the air!!!!

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