Embarrassing Stories
8:30:58 AM 08.03.09
Gotcha Babe
From Anonymous:
My boyfriend and I are always fooling around, sometimes we play little jokes on each other To understand what happened you have understand what I pulled first.
It started in his backyard. He was reading and catching rays. I was in a silly and frisky mood but knew I had to leave soon for my summer job So I look over to him and there he is fast asleep, the book on his hairy chest. Well I filled his hands with whipped cream and I tickled his nose. First he brushed his face, thinking it was a bug or fly and he smeared whipped cream on his face. I am holding tight my laffs and I tickle his face again. This time he uses both hands to brush away the imaginary fly and he smears all over his face and wakes up startled and with me in hysterics. So just as he began to chase me... I ran out the front gate, jumped in my car and heading to work- well planned.
Well the tables turned a few weeks later in my girlfriend's house by her pool. He had been teasing me about getting me back and I had successfully avoided all paybacks though there were some close calls. Well I am over at my girlfriend's house with a couple of my girlfriends and in a bikini catching the rays. My boyfriend was supposedly working at the garage. My girlfriend is also very friendly with my boyfriend but I didn't give that any mind. So there I am, catching rays and I fall into a light sleep I hear, in my daze, my girlfriend speaking to someone on her cell and telling them they should come over right now.. the time is ripe- whatever that meant and she is giggling.
Next thing I feel and hear is something odd....giggling and different parts of my bod feeling oddly cold. First my legs, then my tummy, then my chest. Then I feel my hands being moved and my hands feel cool. and lots of giggling going on.
Then... something small is moving all over my face... a bug or something. So I take my hands and brush my face and wake up... I jump up and of course you guessed it.....I am completely covered in whipped cream (including my face) BUT THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART...OH NO.. as I jump up ...my bikini top falls off..I try and grab it, forgetting my hands are full of whipped cream and smear my chest and off falls my bottom too. Someone had untied me completely! Desperately trying to cover myself up while it's all being recorded on video. My girlfriends scoops up my top and bottom and toss it to a hidden figure- MY BOYFRIEND!!! WHO HAS A CAN OF WHIPPED CREAM IN HIS HANDS AND HE YELLS ....GOTCHA BABE!!! I am standing there ..just turning all kinds of red. naked as a jaybird- the three of them are tossing my top and bottom back and forth and I am trying with one hand covering my front and one hand in the air trying to get my bikini back. just dying of embarrassment. I was soooooooooooo embarrassed
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My boyfriend and I are always fooling around, sometimes we play little jokes on each other To understand what happened you have understand what I pulled first.
It started in his backyard. He was reading and catching rays. I was in a silly and frisky mood but knew I had to leave soon for my summer job So I look over to him and there he is fast asleep, the book on his hairy chest. Well I filled his hands with whipped cream and I tickled his nose. First he brushed his face, thinking it was a bug or fly and he smeared whipped cream on his face. I am holding tight my laffs and I tickle his face again. This time he uses both hands to brush away the imaginary fly and he smears all over his face and wakes up startled and with me in hysterics. So just as he began to chase me... I ran out the front gate, jumped in my car and heading to work- well planned.
Well the tables turned a few weeks later in my girlfriend's house by her pool. He had been teasing me about getting me back and I had successfully avoided all paybacks though there were some close calls. Well I am over at my girlfriend's house with a couple of my girlfriends and in a bikini catching the rays. My boyfriend was supposedly working at the garage. My girlfriend is also very friendly with my boyfriend but I didn't give that any mind. So there I am, catching rays and I fall into a light sleep I hear, in my daze, my girlfriend speaking to someone on her cell and telling them they should come over right now.. the time is ripe- whatever that meant and she is giggling.
Next thing I feel and hear is something odd....giggling and different parts of my bod feeling oddly cold. First my legs, then my tummy, then my chest. Then I feel my hands being moved and my hands feel cool. and lots of giggling going on.
Then... something small is moving all over my face... a bug or something. So I take my hands and brush my face and wake up... I jump up and of course you guessed it.....I am completely covered in whipped cream (including my face) BUT THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART...OH NO.. as I jump up ...my bikini top falls off..I try and grab it, forgetting my hands are full of whipped cream and smear my chest and off falls my bottom too. Someone had untied me completely! Desperately trying to cover myself up while it's all being recorded on video. My girlfriends scoops up my top and bottom and toss it to a hidden figure- MY BOYFRIEND!!! WHO HAS A CAN OF WHIPPED CREAM IN HIS HANDS AND HE YELLS ....GOTCHA BABE!!! I am standing there ..just turning all kinds of red. naked as a jaybird- the three of them are tossing my top and bottom back and forth and I am trying with one hand covering my front and one hand in the air trying to get my bikini back. just dying of embarrassment. I was soooooooooooo embarrassed
http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/stories/miscellaneousstories.shtml
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