From KJ:

when I first started dating my ex husband, I was a little miss priss. I wore fake eyelashes and fingernails. I had started staying all night with him on the weekends so I could spend more time with him. I woke up one early in the morning and noticed he wasnt in bed with me, so I got up and went in the living room. I had taken off my fake eyelashes and put them on the endtable before I went to bed and he didnt have his glasses on. he had rolled up a news paper and was beating the hell out of my fake eye lashes. I said

" what are you doing?" he said " trying to kill this big ass spider." he said he had never seen one with so many legs before! I fell in the floor laughing. later after I pulled myself together, I explained that it was my fake eyelashes he was beating!! he was so embarrassed!!

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