FROM JO:

I am Italian and about three years ago I went to London for a "studying holiday", you know those student things, English lessons in the morning, sightseeing in the afternoon, pubs in the night... I was in a host family - very nice people - a typical English family -mother -.- father - three sons - a nice doggy dog (medium sized dog). The family used to host students during the summer so in the house it was me, a Spanish fella and another Italian girl. The Italian girl was a bit "weird"... I don't know if she was retarded or not.. but surely there was something wrong about her... anyway...

The first day we arrived, the lady from the travel agency tells me that me and that girl were going to stay with this family.. the family pick us up in the airport.. drive us home.. and then they asked us for a cup of tea.. We are in the living room, starting to know each other, drinking tea.. while the weird one ask the lady for the toilette... the lady said that downstairs there was at toilette with only the sink..., otherwise upstairs there was the real toilette for all your needs.. You know, she didn't understand properly - me either.. so she went downstairs bursting for a pee pee.. and no toilette seat in it. only a sink and the washing machine.. so she put her big ass on the sink and she started to pee.. while she was pissing the sink that was stuck on the wall broke down....She fell with the sink... bumped her head on the wall... with her trouser/panties down to her ankles...We heard the noise from the living room, so me and he host lady went there...nothing happened really but the nice English woman decided to bring the weird to the hospital for a check..

But this is not the funniest part... I spend a nice three weeks holidays having such a great time even realizing that the Italian girl that I had to share the room was really weird (farting, shitting in the bed- talking weird) The last night we stayed in London we decide to party... we were about ten Italian people and the weird one was with us,,, we drank a lot... and I went home without the weird one..... when I I came home I did lots of noise, cause I was really drunk, the lady woke up and asked where the weird one was... suddenly the weird one came in.. at the entrance there was a sort of sofa/divan ... nearby the telephone place.. and the dog used to sleep on this sort of sofa.. well, the weird one sat violently on that couch , with her big ass (she was a big girl)... she actually smashed the dog.... The dog started to cry, the English lady started to scream, the kids woke up in tears, the husband (thank God) was out... the next day the woman brought the dog to the veterinary for t a lethal injection 'cause the weird one actually killed the dog.. The woman said that she ad enough of Italian dickheads... Yes, it was embarrassing, I was ashamed to be Italian... thank God it was the last night in England.

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