A few years ago I was returning from a road trip to New York. It had been a fantastic experience and was about to be my first celebrity encounter. On the tired drive back (I'm from Michigan) the old van began to run out of gas and we ended up stopping in Pennsylvania.

After my friend almost got the cops called on her for puking behind the gas station (she had obviously partied too hard), I went about my business and made my way inside to put a twenty into the tank. Keep in mind this is when gas was about $2 a gallon.

In line, I notice an extremely large *person in front of me wearing a skirt and a tanktop, but with muscles upon muscles. I thought to myself 'that is the worst transvestite I've ever seen', and continued going about my business. When I got back to the fan, I noticed that one of my friends was hopping with excitement. I asked him what he was so amped up about and he said that he'd just seen WWE (WWF at the time) superstar Chyna.

Wrestling isn't and wasn't really my thing, so I asked him what she looked like and he described the person standing in front of me in line. Apparently there was a WWE event in Pennsylvania that night and the bus had stopped at the same gas station. At the time, Chyna was partnered with a fellow by the name of HHH, another wrestling superstar, my friend had said. I looked over, and sure enough, there was HHH pumping gas.