During the years 1978 to 1995 I was keen on marrying my nextdoor neighbour Sandra Hennessy on Australias' Gold Coast . In the year 1995 I moved to Ballarat Victoria , because my house was being eaten by termites ........... In Febuary and March while doing volentary work I was well and truly smitten by a Sandra Henessy look alike named Elli Schauble from Grenzach - Wyhlen in South West Germany ........ If she wants to live in Australia she is welcome to marry me .......... And if I become a rich and famous comedy writer / comedian , she will be the only woman who I will allow to marry me ......... as long she doesn't bash me up for telling Holocaust jokes and my four neices don't dissaprove .